In the most triumphant moment in modern cinematic history, SpongeBob was duly acknowledged as both a hero and the newest manager of the Krusty Krab.
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But as the movie came to a close, I was hit with a bittersweet sense of nostalgia of which I can never avoid. SquarePants hits the filthiest guitar lick that the world has ever heard, of course. The tandem reclaims Neptune’s crown, hitch a ride back to Bikini Bottom on the speedboat that is David Hasslehoff and save the town upon arrival - this is only after Mr. The misadventures that constitute SpongeBob and Patrick’s trek to Shell City make up a cult classic that still feels fresh almost 18 years after it was released. The neural payoff that comes from Plankton uncovering Plan Z is only comparable to nursing a fine wine - or a Corona with a lime, depending on whether you were in that living room with us a year ago.
Knowing the script verbatim has never dampened how timelessly hilarious the move is. There I was on Friday, absolutely housing a box of Goldfish, barely giving myself time to chew and swallow before grossly cackling at scenes of which I’ve seen a million times. But everyone present that night will tell you how exceptional of a post game that was.Īlas, I digress.
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Was I impaired when I grabbed that TV remote? No comment. It’s come to the point where I shamelessly enforce my obsession onto others - ask the Cinco de Mayo crowd, which unfortunately found itself in my vicinity during after hours last year. If you’re wondering, I harbor absolutely no regret in doing so - should the opportunity present itself, I can’t think of another practical manner in which I’d rather spend my time. As is perfectly natural for someone in their early 20s, I recently found myself watching The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie by myself on a Friday night.
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